Talent I wish I had: The ability to paint my nails without making the rest of my fingers look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Westboro stated intentions to picket Sandy Hook victim funerals, so Anonymous hacked them, and published everything. - Imgur
bless you Anonymous
Of course, Westboro denied the charges and taunted Anonymous as incompetent hackers. They claimed their website was protected by God. Big mistake. A few days later, while a Westboro spokeswoman was boasting about how the church foiled Anonymous on a radio talk show, an Anonymous spokesman called in and hacked the church’s website in real time on the air.
CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
I watched the stream for that.
"God protects our website"
"Your website has crashed"
"I’m literally looking at it right now and it has crashed"
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.
Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”
The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.
The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly
my muscles stopped functioning
I was so relieved this wasn’t a trick. Very soothing.
i am so happy this wasnt the macerena
When I met my fiance, we were both going through very rough times. He had horrible temper and depression and often says I was the one who changed all of that. This is why he calls me his Belle; because he used to be a ‘terrible Beast’.
Today, he presented me with this cup from New Fantasyland, and I almost had a heart attack when I noticed it was broken. He said he did it himself, because “what is Belle without her chipped cup?”.
Guys, stop reblogging. Now my fiancé thinks he’s cool and he’s just a lil shit.
NO THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER
gardenofthequeen asked: ☠ I- actualyy NO! I can't find you intimidating at all. Well, maybe intimidatingly AMAZINGGGGGGG, but seriously you're amazing and fantastic *AGGRESSIVELY COMPLIMENTS*
So what if I drank a little bit?
Doesn’t mean I’m lying. I only speak the truth!!!
If you knew me off Tumblr, you’d know I’m not that amazing.
*pokes head in*
Oh shut up, you are too amazing. AND YOU CAN’T ARGUE, I KNOW YOU OFFLINE.
I’m going to chalk this up to you being drunk, lovely. XD
I know you off tumblr. Shush your amazing.
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP. BOTH OF YOU! I AM NOT AMAZING!
FURTHER EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT MY CLAIMSSSS
Seriously. I’m a horrible person. They’ve seen me play Apples to Apples and Cards Against Humanity. They’ve heard my awful jokes.
-glares at the sharer of her heart- SHUTUP YOUR AMAZING
Or you’ll what? Eat me? Then you die too!
….You do realize that excuse doesn’t work on me because our general group makes the same types of jokes constantly (in game and out). :p
SO STAHP ARGUING.
Guys, I’m trying to convince Lizzy that I’m really a horrible person and you’re not helping!
OHHH YES SHE’S A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON. SHE BITES, PRETENDS SHE’S A CAT (WHILE FLOPPING ON YOU), SINGS, MAKES CORNEY AND SEXUAL JOKES. AND IS AN OUT AND OUT WEIRDO.
*SARCASM AND CAPS-LOCK EVERYWHERE*
Oh you know you like it when I bite you, butterfly-breath.
I never denied it, Jingles.