no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
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no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
(via hanniballecters)
i get really gay after midnight
Imagine turning gay like turning into a werewolf
“No, aah, don’t look at me! I’m…I’m turning GAY!”
*rainbow explosion*
“FABULOUS!”
This website, I swear
I saw some Doctor who sand sculptures when i went to the beach today :D
(via doctorwhoforlife)
(via accio--loki)
(Source: drunkonstephen, via scottishbitch)
“Applied. adj. Put in practice; used practically: applied science.”
…the book nearest me was a dictionary… uh.
“Qu’est-ce que je fais?”
OMFG (it means “What do I do?”)
The angry slaves were not working.
“But he does not really want to, yet.” MINE WAS FROM THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING.
“By about 2000 B.C., Egyptian traders were also traveling up between the two regions.”
fukkin global textbooks man“He had thrashed about so wildly that Feste’d had to restrain him or he would have tumbled from the bed.” (It’s actually about a sick person having a feverish fit but out of context it sounds quite strange.)
“Okay, I’m waiting…oh shit!”
“He killed himself, perhaps?”
Oh please dont let this be true
“In and out”
That is interesting….
It’s a blank page from my diary… Accurate, I’m sure.
“‘Easy, guys,’ Reyna told the greyhounds.” (The Son of Neptune)
Heaven will direct it
Hamlet
Uh…“I shall kill the Upsurper myself,” he promised, who had never killed anyone, “as he killed my brother Rhaegar.”—-from A Game of Thrones.
An hour into the movie, Augustus’s parents came in and served us the enchiladas, which we ate on the couch, and they were pretty delicious.
—from The Fault In Our Stars.
Multiple perps?
……WELL THEN.
LOL
I tried to scroll past. I really did.
Oh my god
Urge to kill rising….
this is why I don’t let other people borrow the suits.
OH. MY. GOD.
(via nina-has-the-arkenstom)
as we say in france, HON HON HON BAGUETTE EIFFEL TOWER
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Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas
With violins.
You can’t deny this shit.
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So this is what Superlock sounds like…
My goosebumps have goosebumps.
(Source: hannibalhaswari, via nina-has-the-arkenstom)
You should know that when you betray me, I will kill you.
When do we start?
(Source: daryldixon, via nina-has-the-arkenstom)